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not-your-fairy-princess:

jingletits:

catslaugh:

happy shark week 

I just wanted to point out how funny it is that they specify that “Falling out of bed kills 450 people annually in the United States.

Because any other country you wouldn’t have such fucking dumbasses.

MURRICA

I JUST NOTICED THAT

AAAAAAH

this country ain’t right, i tell you h’what

(Source: rasaf, via cheshirevisage-deactivated20130)

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